Disposal
(Alteration, Evocation)

Range:  0
Components:  V, S
Duration:  1 day per level
Casting Time:  2
Area of Effect:  12-inch circle
Saving Throw:  Special

The casting of this spell evokes a hole, 12-inch in diameter, in the wizard's hand. The hole may be placed on any surface; anything subsequently dropped into it (an item must be smaller than the hole's diameter; since this is neither an extra-dimensional space nor a sphere of annihilation, items larger than that are not "sucked" into it) vanishes and is teleported to the bottom of the nearest sewage system (moat, sewer, large body of water, etc.). It is especially effective for disposing of garbage, kitchen waste, body wastes, etc., and may be used in the garderobe of an area otherwise devoid of plumbing. Magical and living items (of at least animal Intelligence; normal insects and non-sentient plant life are therefore not considered "living" for this purpose) receive a saving throw to resist the teleportation (there was no plumbing in Kestrel's tower, hence this spell saves on traipsing up and down all those stairs with a chamberpot).

